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"Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito" (breakfast-burrito) 12/06/2013 at 15:05 • Filed to: None

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PS9 > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 12/06/2013 at 15:09

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Introducng the BMW X6!

The space of a sports coupe

The Fuel efficiency of a twin turbo V12

The Performance of a loaded down SU....

Wait...none of that stuff sounds good. Oh, cock.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 12/06/2013 at 15:10

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"...seek help from an Audi dealer..." I like it!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 12/06/2013 at 15:15

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Sure... Going to an Audi dealer is going to help.

I'd suggest a used car lot of ex-rental Impala's. That'll give them some perspective.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > PS9 12/06/2013 at 15:17

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Say what you will, they handle pretty well, and are fast as shit. And have wonderful interiors. Also, I do like the way they look but I realize I'm in the minority. Those four items are the most important to me anyway, so in my mind its the perfect SUV...

wait what am I saying? No..I stand by it.

KB Garage > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 12/06/2013 at 15:35

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I saw one in that exact color this afternoon and just couldn't help but think "why?" There's a LOT of options in that segment...

...says the guy who has no idea what that segment is or what any of its competitors are.

exizeo - still loving fourza > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 12/06/2013 at 22:49

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I don't know, I don't really like the interior, especially the fact that you can't get the sport auto knob, and have to deal with the chunky weird knob. Fast as shit? It's slower than the 335i, 550i, and M5. Which it shares engines with.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > exizeo - still loving fourza 12/07/2013 at 01:33

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All those cars are very fast...its only a bit behind. The gearing helps. They are damn quick for crossovers thats for sure. I love BMW interiors, always have. Except for the E60, they've pretty much nailed every single one. I feel right at home in any BMW, from a 1600 all the way up to a new 7. You can just tell when you're in a BMW.